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Friday 4:59 PM // The SOC Raccoon Heavyweight Tee - Dark

€22.43

It’s 4:59 PM on a summer Friday. Your laptop lid is at a 45-degree angle, your car keys are already in your hand, and you have mentally clocked out for a 72-hour weekend. Then PagerDuty screams. 999+ unparsed alerts cascade across the SIEM. A Cobalt Strike beacon is pinging from the CFO's workstation, and the incident bridge just spun up with 43 uninvited stakeholders.

The SOC Raccoon captures the exact moment your weekend died. Illustrated in gritty retro-cyber comic book ink, our caffeinated, bloodshot nocturnal analyst clutches a smoking mug of burnt breakroom sludge while engulfed in flaming terminal windows.

Select color: Graphite

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Friday 4:59 PM // The SOC Raccoon Heavyweight Tee - Dark Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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