It's Just a USB-C Driver: "Zeroed Your Callbacks" Heavyweight Tee - Light product image (109)
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It's Just a USB-C Driver: "Zeroed Your Callbacks" Heavyweight Tee - Light

117,48 zł

Every security engineer has experienced that sinking realization: the SOC dashboard is a serene, comforting shade of green... but only because your endpoint agent was rendered completely deaf, dumb, and blind five minutes ago.

Enter Lunex Stealer and CVE-2023-20598. Why waste months engineering an unreleased zero-day exploit when you can simply bring an authentic, legitimately signed AMD USB-C Power Delivery firmware updater (`PDFWKRNL.sys`) straight from the vendor? With a few arbitrary memory write primitives, the malware reaches straight into the Windows kernel and quietly zeroes out `PspCreateProcessNotifyRoutine` and `ObRegisterCallbacks`. 

No blue screens. No crash dumps. No alarms. Your top-tier EDR sensor is still faithfully running in memory—it just hasn't received an event callback since breakfast.

This authentic infosec streetwear relic immortalizes the terrifying comedy of Bring Your Own Vulnerable Driver (BYOVD) attacks. Featuring our deranged USB-C connector mascot in an AMD hard hat snipping kernel telemetry wires with shears while your EDR shields drop one by one.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

It's Just a USB-C Driver: "Zeroed Your Callbacks" Heavyweight Tee - Light Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

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B Width

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