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Citrix Emergency Mitigation: "Pull The Plug" Heavyweight Tee - Light

$30.00

Every network engineer knows the standard incident response playbook: deploy compensating WAF rules, revoke exposed session tokens, scramble the emergency patch window. 

And then there are those rare, legendary zero-day catastrophes where government cybersecurity agencies, IT suppliers, and national CERTs skip all the nuanced defense-in-depth guidance and privately message your CISO with a single sentence: "Just shut down the appliance immediately."

Welcome to the Citrix NetScaler twin zero-day panic (CVE-2026-88771 & CVE-2026-88772). When unauthenticated HTTP command injection meets pre-auth DTLS buffer overflows on UDP port 443, your multi-million-dollar edge gateway isn't just an SSL terminator anymore—it's the adversary's front door key to Active Directory. The official top-tier mitigation before the emergency patch dropped? Physically walking into the data center and yanking the 3-prong power cord right out of the PDU.

Immortalize the glorious absurdity of modern edge perimeter security with this authentic CyberNewsAI meme streetwear relic. Featuring our panicking retro NetScaler mascot sweating bullets and tearfully pulling its own power plug while emergency sirens flash.

100% immune to remote code execution when powered completely off.

Select color: White

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Relaxed fit

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Citrix Emergency Mitigation: "Pull The Plug" Heavyweight Tee - Light Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Supplier-provided measurements might differ by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

A useful tip is to compare these measurements with one of your own garments at home by measuring it similarly.

A Length

Begin at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and draw the measuring tape down to the garment's bottom.

B Width

Start the measurement at the seam right below one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam underneath the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Position the tape at the top of the set-in sleeve and extend it down to the sleeve's hem.

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