Mini Shai-Hulud: "I Just Wanted to Close Stale Issues" Heavyweight Tee
All you wanted was an automated GitHub Action to tidy up stale issues and close old pull requests.
Instead, the maintainer re-enabled a compromised action with uncleaned release tags, summoning Mini Shai-Hulud straight into your runner. Now a colossal cyber sandworm wearing a cute little housekeeping cap is actively devouring your AWS secrets and GITHUB_TOKEN before your morning standup.
Celebrate the peak absurdity of CI/CD supply chain security with CyberNewsAI Incident Drop #050. Graphic-first streetwear style featuring the adorable maid-cap Shai-Hulud and the immortal lesson: Pin by full commit SHA, you cowards.
Details:
• Target Audience: DevOps survivors, DevSecOps engineers, and anyone who has ever revoked an AWS key in a panic.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: CyberNewsAI
- Email: contact@support.shop.cybernewsai.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Mini Shai-Hulud: "I Just Wanted to Close Stale Issues" Heavyweight Tee Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|
